Letters On The Skin « Result #1 on Mar 17, 2009, 9:03pm »
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest. The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your chest?"
She replys, " Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big H on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, " How did you get a big H on your chest?" The woman replys " My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large M.
He says, " Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
" NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"
An Urgent Standby Passenger « Result #2 on Mar 17, 2009, 8:45pm »
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket.
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I was too scared about getting caught that first night to be concerned about the old lady with the broken porch window. However, a few days later, when I was sure that I hadn¡¯t been discovered, I started to feel guilty for her misfortune. She still greeted me with a smile each day when I gave her the paper, but I was no longer able to act comfortable in her presence.
I made up my mind that I would save my paper delivery money, and in three weeks I had the seven dollars that I calculated would cover the cost of her window.wow power leveling I put the money in an envelope with a note explaining that I was sorry for breaking her window and hoped that the seven dollars would cover the cost for repairing it.
I waited until it was dark, snuck up to the old lady¡¯s house, and put the envelope of retribution through the letter slot in her door. My soul felt redeemed and I couldn¡¯t wait for the freedom of, once again, looking straight into the old lady¡¯s eyes.
The next day, wow gold I handed the old lady her paper and was able to return the warm smile that I was receiving from her. She thanked me for the paper and said, ¡°Here, I have something for you.¡± It was a bag of cookies. I thanked her and proceeded to eat the cookies as I continued my route.
After several cookies,wow gold I felt an envelope and pulled it out of the bag. When I opened the envelope, I was stunned. Inside was the seven dollars and a short note that said, ¡°I¡¯m proud of you.¡±
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Re: EARTH « Result #5 on Aug 9, 2005, 4:03pm »
To the far south where another falling star had gone, Kogoro fell. It was all a blur to him, almost like a dream. All Kogoro could remember was the demon and his two siblings, and a growing numbing cold. As he woke from his stunned condition he noticed white flakes coming from the sky. They floated down like feathers, and below him he was settled in more of the white substance. It was cold and he shuddered as the feeling rushed through his body. Kogoro winced as he ruffled his wing. Looking back at it he noticed it was torn and most of his feathers gone.
It wasn't a dream... he sighed sadly.
"HALT!" shouted a voice. The young angel blinked and saw a group of soldiers, riding atop giant elephants, with fur. Furry elephants, he never saw such a sight. He was close enough to smell the pungent oder of the mammoths. Kogoro watched the soldiers, puzzled by their appearance. They wore elaborate polished armor and helmets. The one who halted his troops stepped out of the pavilion perched atop one mammoths back.
"Who are you?" said the leader, his hand fingering the intricately gilded sword at his side."
"Kogoro..." he replied simply. Glad he did not ask more for he didnt know how to explain himself.
"I'm Ashad, commander of the 7th legion of the Empress Bashana" he said in a haghty tone. "What is your business here?"
"I'm lost" Came his short reply "I was separated from my siblings an-" Kogoro stopped as another soldier hurried behind Ashad whispering something in his ear. In turn Ashad whispered back then stared at Kogoro and smiled.
"My deepest sorrow for your loss." He replied acting as if he knew the entire story. "We are headed back to our home, the Golden Palace of Atla-laya. It would be our honor to have you join us. Climb on, young one, and make yourself comfortable! We'll reach Atla-laya before the sundown."
Kogoro, unsure but also weary for perhaps the first time in his life, accepted the offer and climbed to the pavilion. The soldiers, their mammoths and pack animals began on their trek home. Curious, Kogoro watched from his spot but soon fell asleep
"Wake up, we're here" Kogoro jerked to the sound of Ashad's sharp voice. He sat up from the cushions to see the commander pointing ahead. They reached the golden gates of Atla-laya. He marveled as they entered through the large gates. Everything was gold! The roads were lined with carved golden statues in varios poses of grandeur. The streets themselves were carefully paved that it seemed to be made of one solid block of polished rock. The buildings were as high the mountains surrounding them, and everything glittered with gemstones.
Kogoro never saw inside the gates to heaven, but he imagined it was as beautiful as this. Amazing
The mammoth caravan came to a stop and soldiers dismounted. The commander ordered his legion to unpack and unsaddle their beasts of burden, then turned to Kogoro.
"You're here to see the Empress, aren't you?"
Kogoro blinked "Ah no...I'm just--"
"Of course," interuppted Ashad "You're tired and need food and drink. But wouldn't you first like to meet the Empress?"
"I...suppose so." he replied, not wanting to be rude.
"Then let's not keep her waiting." Ashad took his arm and started leading him to the palace doors.
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Re: EARTH « Result #6 on Aug 9, 2005, 3:11pm »
Naruto watched as Idate literaly whisked the goddess of love away. Ohohoh wouldnt she like that XD. Confused and just LOST on the entire ordeal, he wasnt entirely sure what to make of it. Naruto began poking around the leftover trinkets and potions Mibara had left behind. SHINEY THINGS
Shizune had been just as shocked and dumfounded at the sight of many gods now reduced to an angel and potential. Still the moment before the two goddesses had left her out of breath. Not in awe, but their sheer aura basically crushed her mortal one. Genma and Naruto could withstand it for obvious reasons. And as she clutched her chest to regain her breath she noticed other villagers who seemed exceptionally tired. They did not witness the events as she did but they were affected just the same.
"Wow Shizune!" Naruto held up an unbroken vile pointing at the label "This one says 'Dragon's Milk'. I thought you couldn't get that anymo-AHHH"
Naruto was suddenly yanked by the collar of his shirt. Shizune, still breathing hard, still managed to have enough strength to yank the boy around even when Naruto put up a fight.
"OY!" he flailed, dropping the vile "Ahh Shizune what did I do?!"
She needed to keep him busy. Yet he was done with all his chores. Who cares, Shizune could make up more.
"Playing with foolish charms and potions. I told you never to talk to strangers!"
"But your Fiancee didnt care!" Naruto retorted, then grinned "He was looking for something to get youuuuu."
Shizune balked causing Naruto to almost bump into her but he jerked up right, half trying to escape from the death grip Shizune had on his shirt. She was blushing but soon shook it off and eyed Genma cooly.
"He can help you with your chores then." and marched off dragging the boy again.
TATAKU “Little pervert. You see this is why I don’t have children. Tagayasu rip out his dirty eyes.”
TAGAYASU “With pleasure.”
With another pop of his knuckles Tagayasu grins sinisterly. He places his hands on the sides of Kyoske’s face. Kyoske screams in abject horror.
KYOSKE “AHHH! NO! NOOO!!”
KOGORO “Stop! Stop it! I’ll talk! Just leave him alone!”
Tataku holds out his hand stopping Tagayasu in his tracks. Tataku turns his attention over to Kogoro.
KIRU “Kogoro what are you doing?”
KOGORO “Be quiet!”
Tataku chuckles darkly.
TATAKU “So we know who is in charge here. Now lets talk.”
KOGORO “I’ll tell you what ever you want to know.”
Inside a pitch black locked off room in the center of the tower is a pedestal which holds a glass case securing the crystal heart jewel. From the shadows of the rooms darkness Taifu and Rinji step forward to the casing. They stand in front of the glass case and gaze at the object of their quest. Making quick measurement with his eyes Taifu pulls his arm back to smash through the glass in the precise spot to shatter it completely. His arm swings forward and Rinji’s hand pops up and catches the fist stopping him from making connection with the glass. Taifu looks at Rinji questioning him. Rinji holds up a throwing kunai in his other hand. Turning to the case Rinji puts his empty hand on the glass using chakara control to stick it there. He proceeds to use the kunai to very precisely cut through the glass wall at the seam where it connects with the other glass walls of the case. Once he cuts completely around the rectangular shape he simply pulls his hand connected to the glass and the wall of the case pops open. Taifu gives a congratulating nod the reaches in the case removing the necklace. Once he pulls the object out Rinji puts the glass sheet back in it’s place resealing the case. Taifu takes the necklace and places it around his neck.
TAIFU “We must find the others quickly.”
TATAKU “Let me get this straight. You three young ninjas were just playing out in the forest and decided to try and cross the brier patch. Surviving the deadly crossing you wondered into Grass country and stumbled into our village. Where you just happened to come across my building to ask for directions as the entrance was blown up by vandals who ran away.”
KOGORO “That is what happened sir.”
TATAKU “You sure are stupid little nins aren’t you.”
KIRU “Yes young, brash and stupid. Now if you’ll just let us go we’ll be out of your hair.”
TATAKU “I have a better idea, I’ll just have my generals here kill you.”
KIRU “WHAT!”
KOGORO “YOU CAN’T!”
TATAKU “Ohh but I can. After all you are just some kids who got lost in the brier patch. Only moaned by your parents for maybe a year.”
KOGORO “You wont get away with this!”
TATAKU “How cliché. Suki finish these brats.”
The silver sandaled ninja stepped forward pulling out two kunais.
SUKI “I’ll make it quick and painful as possible.”
As he steps towards them the floor begins to shake violently. The wood panels start to crack under their feet. A powerful cyclone bursts up from the ground. Tataku and his three generals are knocked back clear to the other side of the room away from the cyclone and Kogoro, Kiru, and Kyoske. The winds die down and Rinji and Taifu jump up from the large hole created by the cyclone. Rinji crouches down on the ground putting his hand on the floor. Chakara flows from his hand moving across the floor. The energy flows in a straight line across the length of the room stopping just a few inches from Tataku and his men. A wall of solid stone pops up from the ground where the line of energy was placed separating the enemies from the team. Rinji tapes his hand against the floor again and again creating a line of stone wall all the way across the room. The last one pops up just in front of the boy who puts his hand on it to strengthen the walls with his chakara energy. Taifu pulls out a kunai and cuts Kogoro free of his ropes.
KOGORO “Great timing guys.”
KIRU “Yeah any sooner and you would be rescuing corpses.”
Freed Kogoro throws off the rope and stands up out of the chair.
KOGORO “Did you get it?”
Taifu pulls down the collar of his shirt revealing the crystal heart necklace.
TAIFU “Mission accomplished.”
KOGORO “At least part one.”
Kogoro moves behind Kiru and unties his binds. Taifu moves over to Kyoske and cuts him free. Kyoske falls from his chair being caught by Taifu.
KYOSKE “Uhh…my arm…pop it…back…quickly…”
Taifu obliges and snaps Kyoske’s arm back in it’s socket.
KYOSKE “AHHHH!!”
KIRU “And he doesn’t pass out.”
Kiru jest getting up from his chair now freed from his binds.
KYOSKE “Ohh I bet you just loved all this.”
KIRU “Seeing you face it like a man and not break to them. Yeah I did enjoy it.”
KOGORO “Enough you guys we have to run and keep running till we get back to Konoha.”
Kogoro quickly rips the seal from one of the windows. Taking the chair Kyoske had been stuck in Taifu throws it through the window. Kogoro looks over to Rinji.
KOGORO “Rinji time to go!”
Rinji nods and lets go of the stone wall. He runs to the window as Kogoro jumps out behind the rest of the team. Rinji quickly follows them out of the building.
Minutes later Tagayasu bursts through the final stone wall with one strong punch. He steps through the remains followed by Suki, Karu, and Komugi Tataku looking over the empty room. Komugi scowls looking at the damage done to his place of business and the insult given him by a group of children. One of the ninja soldier rushes into the room.
NINJA “Master Tataku, the crystal heart is gone!”
Tataku’s scowl turns into a full outrage of anger.
TATKU “FIND THOSE KIDS AND MAKE THEM SUFFER!”
Preview: Mission one accomplished now the chase to Konoha begins. Next Chapter, Clash! Wind vs. Wind.
Super Team 5-II chapter 6 « Result #8 on Jul 6, 2005, 7:42pm »
Chapter seven of a 25 chapter story based on fan characters of the Naruto world. The team confronts the evil business man with his own army of ninja’s. He’s going to need more soldiers. Warning: Much Violence.
P.S. Sorry for the delay in this chapter I will try my best to make the wait for the next addition shorter.
Chapter 7: Weeds in the Grass
The later afternoon sun hangs over the Grass Country. In the village of Puranteshon the sun light beams on the Komugi tower building. Reflecting against the window clad building the light shines down like a spotlight on three boys walking towards the building.
KYOSKE “I really hate this plan.”
KIRU “You could be with team B.”
KOGORO “We only get one shot at this guys so stop jerking around.”
KIRU “Only need one shot.”
Kiru spins a metal sphere in his hand to back his confident statement. He launches the ball at the building’s front door. The object explodes on contact in large fire ball rattling the entire building in the explosion. Kiru, Kogoro, and Kyoske are leaned back in unison from the shock wave. Kogoro turns to his brother with a very unhappy look.
KIRU “You know if I lit a cigarette right now it would look so cool.”
KOGORO “A shame you don’t smoke.”
The group stands looking at the building waiting for a response. They do not have to wait long as an army of some thirty ot ninjas march out of the buildings blown entrance and onto the street. The trio is pinned in by more ninjas and thugs coming through out the village to them.
KOGORO “Looks like we got their attention.”
KYOSKE “Now what Mr. Idea man.”
Kiru pulls out two handfuls of kunais.
KIRU “Now we play.”
Kiru charges head on into the group of enemy ninjas. He pushes his arms out and stabs kunais into the shoulders on men on each side of him then throws two out hitting. Holding onto the kunai handles he kicks forward knocking back the ninja in front of him as he spins around in the air. Landing back on his feet Kiru pulls the knives out of the ninjas who fall in pain. One of the ninjas turns to go after Kiru but is pulled back by his arm. He turns his head to see Kogoro holding onto his arm. Kogoro chops his hand on the man at three points over the chest, neck and forehead. Kogoro lets him go stepping aside so the body can collapse on the ground. Kyoske screams out loud in terror ducking from a rather large thug’s punch at him. Trying to jump back Kyoske’s leg slips forward accidentally kicking the man in his shin. The guy kneels down in pain grabbing at his leg. Kyoske takes the opening puts his hands together. He ax hammers the man upside the back of his neck taking the guy out. Kiru drops down on the ground lifting his leg up to kick a ninja in front of him as he stabs one behind him with a kunai in the foot. Kogoro punches someone in the neck sending them to the ground gasping for air. Another man comes at Kogoro from the side with a high kick. He leans back just in time to dodge the flying leg. Moving back up straight he strikes the guy with his flat palm in the chest. The man falls back on the ground. Kogoro looks down at him before moving just to the right to avoid a sword swing. Kyoske runs frantically trying to get away from a brute chasing him with a war hammer. Kyoske looks back to see how far he is from the large psychotic. Seeing the swinging hammer moving even closer to him Kyoske runs even faster smack into another of the enemy ninja. Kyoske shakes his rattled head as the image of who he his final registers in his brain. Screaming even loader he turns around running away. Looking forward he remembers his first adversary as his body moves straight for t he hammer wielder. Moving on adrenaline Kyoske drops down to the ground and slides straight through the large man’s legs. Lifting his leg up as it clears under the brute he kicks the man in the back. The man falls forward right on top of the other ninja that had chased Kyoske. Kyoske stands up breathing erratic from the high stress. Calming down he snickers at the sight of the two men he just beat. He leans down taking the one man’s war hammer up off the ground and swings it over his shoulder in victor. As he does so the hammer knocks out the guy who had been sneaking up behind Kyoske for a killing strike. Kogoro spins around in the air kicking one ninja upside the head and another in the chest. He lands on his feet and immediately punches the man in front of him square in the jaw. Kiru throws a shirkaen out at the crowd. The spinning star slices into the shoulder of one man, then cuts across the neck of the ninja behind him. It bounces off the helmet of another guy and cuts off the ear of a man in rebound. The weapon comes to a stop square in the eyeball of one of the ninjas. Kogoro grabs an attacking ninja by the arm. Getting a firm grip he flips the man up over his shoulder and slams the body into another on coming ninja. Kiru grabs a handful of kunais and throws them out through the crowd stabbing into and completely through several of the assailants. Kyoske jumps up in the air and kicks a man in the chin sending him flying back. The impact knocks Kyoske back towards the ground where he collides with three other ninjas knocking them all out. Groggily Kyoske pulls himself up off the ground. Kyoske’s eyes suddenly widen as something his him in the neck. The boy drops to his knees then falls to the ground unconscious. A ninja brandishing a katana steps up to challenge Kiru. Kiru obligees pulling out his small washabi blade. He quickly unsheathes the little sword in time to catch his enemy’s blade from it’s strike. Kiru smiles viciously as he lifts his sword, watching the ninja take a charging stance. The two ninjas charge straight for each other, a flash of light and sound of scraping metal the only visual signs of their collision. The two stand at opposite ends their backs to each other. Kiru puts his hand on his bleeding cheek where the ninja’s sword had cut him. The enemy falls to the ground bleeding profusely through his chest. Kiru re sheaths his sword then looks around for his next target. Out of nowhere Kiru’s body is flung through the air and slammed to the ground on his backside. He spits up blood as his back makes impact with the ground. A foot bearing silver sandals with a paper thin sole steps up on Kiru’s chest making him spit up blood again. The man standing over the fallen Kiru then leans down and punches him out. Kogoro slams a man into the ground holding him up by the shoulders. Keeping a hold of the guy he jumps up in the air kicking back a man to his left. Standing straight up on his arms Kogoro pushes both legs out in opposite directions kicking two people coming at him from both sides. He quickly puts his legs back together and back flips into a standing position. Kogoro turns his head sensing an on coming attack. He moves to late and is punched across the face. Kogoro falls hard against the ground. His eye’s being to close going black along with his mind. Before he goes out Kogoro sees the silver clad feet of his assailant walk in front of him.
VOICE OF ATTACKER “Take their weapons and bring them in. Mr. Tataku wishes to have a word with them.”
Kogoro’s eyes flicker back into consciousness. His ears are met with the sound of pounded flesh. His body has been placed in a chair with in a sparsely lit room. He tries to get up but his tightly bound with ropes to the chair. Kogoro looks around the room. Beside him are Kiru and Kyoske both bound to chairs as well. Kyoske has his eyes closed as tightly as possible to pretend he is still unconscious. Kiru is having a conversation with the fist of a overly muscled power house ninja. Behind him stood two other men. One stands shorter then the other two at about the boys’ height, he is unusually skinny and bares the silver sandals that Kogoro and Kiru had seen on their attacker. The other man was of average physical appearance say for a crocked jaw line and eyes that seemed to be bulging from his head. All three men wore the forehead protectors with the symbol of rogue grass ninjas. The menacing ninja punches Kiru across the jaw making the boy split blood all over as his head is knocked back against the chair. Kiru spits what'’ left in his mouth at the man who struck him.
KIRU “You call that a punch! MY MOTHER HITS HARDER THEN THAT!”
The man wipes the blood off his noticeable angered face. He grabs Kiru by the vest collar attempting to strangle him.
VOICE OFF SCEEN “That is enough Tagayasu!”
Komugi Tataku steps from out of the shadows where he had been watching the proceedings.
TATAKU “It is obvious you will get nothing from that boy but foul language.”
KIRU “I’ll show you foul you bloated fat hog!!”
Tataku ignores Kiru completely and looks to his other two ninja’s.
TATAKU “Karu?”
The crooked jawed ninja steps forward. He performs a simple seal and his eyes suddenly become dilated and change to a dark pure red color.
KARU “Those two are of Konohoa’s Nibai clan, twins in fact. That one carries the clan’s doujinshi blood limit. That one is of the Takanawa clan. He posses no special abilities.”
TATAKU “Thank you Karu.”
Komugi Tataku looks over the three boys. His eyes calculating and plotting as he examines each of them.
TATAKU “Question that one Tagayasu.”
He commands pointing his index finger to Kyoske. Tagayasu pops his knuckles and grins as he walks over to the boy so desperately trying to be unconscious.
Inside the lower floors of the Tataku Tower building is the storage room for the confiscated goods taken by Tataku and his associates. Two ninjas open the locked door of the room. One goes inside placing the punches and bags taken from Kogoro, Kiru and Kyoske on one of the shelves.
NINJA 1 “Can you believe how many guys those brats took out?”
NINJA 2 “I know you should see the infirmary, those kids are psychotic.”
The ninja comes out of the room and the other shuts the door behind him.
NINJA 1 “To bad they’re going to be dead soon.”
The two secure the locks on the storage room. Once it is taken care of the leave down the hallway. A few seconds later inside of the storage room. The shelf burst in two puffs of smoke. Two of the pouches vanish and Rinji and Taifu stand in the room.
TAIFU “It seems Kiru’s plan has worked, so far.”
The two look over the room’s objects and structure. As they do Rinji silently speaks to himself.
TAIFU “Agreed, we need to hurry before the others fall in more danger then they can handle.”
Rinji looks at Taifu surprised he caught what he was saying when he was not even trying to communicate with anyone but himself. He nods his head confirming with Taifu’s statement. Rinji then spots what they are needing on the ceiling behind Taifu. He taps his comrades shoulder and points up at the heat vent. Taifu quickly spots what Rinji is indicating. He removes the vent cover from the duct and sets it on the ground. Taifu jumps up into the duct first. Using his chakara focused on his feet and hands he catches himself halfway up the metal shaft. He then begins to climb through the system. Rinji does one more check around to make sure the cost is clear for them. The boy the proceeds to climb into the heating duct following Taifu.
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Re: EARTH « Result #9 on Jun 8, 2005, 11:39pm »
Naruto and Shizune, I think
Genma watched as they went from... about FOUR OF FIVE Gods/Heavenly/Celestial Beings to.... none, excluding himself. Clearing his throat, he glanced from Naruto to Shizune, flicked the piece of hay in his mouth, and drawled an oh-so-important question, "Now what?"
HEY, after all, he was just there to guard Naruto, he was new to the viliage. Even with the tour... he still didn't know how EVERYTHING went around there.
He had to watch.... observe... and assimilate. Oh, yes. Masta spy guardian angel.
We have Skin « Result #11 on Jun 7, 2005, 2:10pm »
One of the features with the new update to the boards I’ve been itching to try is the skins capability. This allows us to put more then one design to the board and gives you the option of choosing which one you want to see on every visit to Legends of Konoha. To choose the skin you want to view simple go to modify your profile. Look for the option Select skin and then simple select your skin.
As of now we only have two skins but eventually there will be more. Whenever there is a new skin option I’ll post an update here to tell everyone. So enjoy the new looks and power of choice given to you.
Song Fic: Nobody else but you « Result #12 on May 28, 2005, 9:20pm »
I'm not sure if that's what this should be called cause it's less a fic then just lyrics that would fit being sung by the characters. If anyone else can tink of a more visual fic idea for this please do. Anyway best I can do is tell you to image them at a kareoke bar or just sitting around togther. Bonus points for anyone who knows the songs orign.
Kogoro: There are times when you drive me, shall we say, bananas. And your mind is missing, no offence, a screw
Kiru: None taken. Still whatever mess I land in, who was always understandin'? Nobody else but you
Kogoro: Oh your moodyness is now and then bewilderin' And your values may be, so to speak, askew.
Kiru: Gesundheit.
Kogoro: Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each cat-a-strophy? Nobody else but you
Kogoro and Kiru: No-booooody else but you. It's just our luck, we're stuck together. No-booooody else but you. Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through
Kiru: So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric. And you music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
Kogoro and Kiru: But when life becomes distressin' Who will I be S.O.S'n?
Kiru: If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue!
Kogoro: Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated!
Kiru: And he's nobody else, but
Kogoro and Kiru: No-boooooody else but you. We've turned into, a true blue duo. Hard times, we've had a few
Kogoro: Like we're thrown in the drink
Kiru: Like we're tossed outta town
Kogoro and Kiru: But when I start to sink. Hey I'd rather go down. With nobody else, but Y, O, U!
Re: star wars theme « Result #14 on May 20, 2005, 10:19pm »
AHHH THATS SO FREACKIN AWESOME! *EXPLODE* I've been on a star wars high for WEEEEEEEEEEKs e-e;;;;; I can't wait to see the movie! You guys did an awesome job with this M>< kuddos
Re: HEAVEN « Result #15 on May 20, 2005, 10:10pm »
(DELAY REACTION TIME MUCH? XD) Shinka swore under her breath, the ONE TIME she decides to come up here something happens...unbelieveable! She took hold of her bow and raced off after Sasuke. 'Coward!'
(XD;;;; I SUCK MUAHAHAH........aha...>>; and I can't remeber what I was doing with Hinata*BADSHIIIIIN*...would someone mind recapping for me?)
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Re: star wars theme « Result #16 on May 18, 2005, 12:20am »
You're welcome XB Hah I want to see that movie so baaad! YOU'RE ONLY FUELING MY HIGH! I wish I could go with you to the movies like an actual date CURSE THE DISTANCE! *PTOOIE*
star wars theme « Result #17 on May 17, 2005, 11:00pm »
What do you guys thinks? Don't know how many fans there are here but just was a fun idea I had. Thank you Maria for doing the Naruto imagie for me, best looking out of them all I say .
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Re: HEAVEN « Result #18 on May 10, 2005, 5:12am »
Ume
"Elixer of life.... um.." She paused, putting her freehand to her chin in thought. "My mother on earth told me, before she died about a special potion, but I don't know if it's the same one.. CHYA!!!!! Elixer of Life?! Is that a top secret potion that makes you live forever?! Just like the story?..... or is it different? Mou.... I'm confused"
"Hai, hai,"
Kamiya nodded placing her hands on the cold doorway, lighting up with a pure white glow re-inforcing why she was called the wielder of light in the first place until the door opened for them
"That's the one, ne. It has the power to turn a mortal into a God. Ara... and the power to give a God a temporary invicibilty from everything. You understand why we have to keep this a secret, right? If it fell into the wrong hands..." She shook her head, her hair swishing around "Nyah, but I'm just making it for Tsunade-sama, so including you only us three know about it. Now here's my problem.. Aiya, I've never been able to finish it completely working on it alone. But since I have you now..." She winked wagging a finger around
--------------- Sasuke
Sasuke swore under his breath, the feather pen being stabbed into the back of his hand catching him by suprise, causing him in turn to pull his hand back away from his death grip, though the other arm still held tight on her mouth to both make sure she wouldn't scream and so she wouldn't get away.
He grunted in annoyance at the OFFICE SUPPLIES (XD) flying towards them, taking advatantage of his now free hand to cast his fire spell again burning them up before they could reach him and narrowed his eyes. He would have commended the woman inwardly for her desire to fight back so hard, if you know, he weren't trying to KIDNAP her and all.
He paused once he heard voices nearby. There were too many people here, he'd surely be found out. He'd have to take her somewhere else.
Holding her with both hands again to make sure she didn't escape, he swiftly moved along the shelves of library books and scrolls moving with the stealth of a ninj-- I mean god >> <<
Then pulling her towards a restricted chamber of the library where the scrolls only the rulers had access to were held. They didn't necessarilly have to go inside the room, but none of the other Gods usually wandered around here since it was such a secluded area of the library so he figured they'd be hidden for the moment. And he also hoped she'd co-operate and make this as fast for him as possible.
"Remember. Don't scream. For your own good." He said cooly, finally pulling his hand off her mouth and briskly turning her around to face him "I need some information, Sakura"
Re: UNDERWORLD « Result #19 on Apr 30, 2005, 8:59pm »
Chouji pulled out a large grape fruit from his lunch box and began to peal it. “Mortal world is not all the peaceful it has it’s dangers and its troubles too. There is no purely peaceful life only peaceful times. And that’s why we do what we do to give them those times otherwise it would be over thrown by the likes of Orochimaru or the rogue gods. But that doesn’t mean we are not allowed peaceful times to. Like the first bite of some really well prepared food. That small moment when there is nothing to do but breath and look around at the heavens. Getting to take the last bite of a big juicy stake. Getting a hug from a very special girl or so I hear at least. Or getting to share a quite meal with your best friend.”
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Re: HEAVEN « Result #20 on Apr 30, 2005, 6:38pm »
Tsunade
Jiraiya's expression grew stern, and he gravely nodded toward Tsunade. "Yes, I do feel it..." he moved away from her "I'll check this way, and warn whoever I meet, though chances are they probably already sense it too."
There wasn't a need to panic, not yet at least, he thought. The presence unnerved him. It felt famliar yet strange. It felt like the dark aura of a demon, yet it had the strength of awareness an angel had. Demon or a fallen, it had to be one or the other, how could it possibly be two? Something didn't seem right.
Gai, Sakura, and Sasuke maybe, yes no, I dunno? XD >>
Ebisu sighed and knew working with these two loud mouths wasn't going to get him finished any quicker. He stood up, books and scrolls in his arms and left to a more secluded spot in the library. The two lively auras Lee and Gai had, and his annoyance towards them made Ebisu unaware to Sasuke's presence
"How about we go visit Neji and Tenten after you finish your reporting duties? Would you have time then?"
"Hai! That would be great! Ebisu is working on the last of the reports, I'm sure he doesn't need me to do anything else, ne Ebisu-san? Ebisu-san?" Lee looked about and noticed his elder was gone. He shrugged it off, till he noticed Sakura was gone as well. It was a big library, but it seemed to quiet, excluding Gai and himself. Even the moving pens Sakura had controlled to chronicle every even had stopped, save for a couple.
And then he sensed it.
"Gai-sensei" he said in a low voice "Do you feel that?"
Kamiya and Ume
Kabuto smiled and nodded while listening to the two young women talking about the Elixer of Life. Finally, things were beginning to get somewhere. He kept hidden, and thanks to Sasuke's more alarming presence, his own wasn't even an afterthought.
Good child, Sasuke. Perhaps you will be of use to Orochimaru-sama after all
Kabuto had planned to go after the more pleasant ingredients such as the Elixer, and the blessing. The Apple of Immortality was down on earth, and he wasn't sure which gods were up here whos blood he needed to attain. If he tried to attack one of the gods first, it would cause greater alarm and very little chance of him collecting the elixer and the blessing. Though the older woman here was a goddess, he still needed to becareful. For now, he stayed low and waited for his chance.
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